Brendan, I hope you always remember that you are the luckiest boy in the world- because you have such a great dad who gives you whipped cream snacks even though your mom doesn’t always approve. Also, your dad is a softie and only makes you stand in timeout for the shortest amount of time possible, when he remembers to put you in timeout at all. Your dad is the best at throwing you in flips on the bed, chasing you around the house and buying you stupid toys out of the quarter machines at Walmart. We’re pretty lucky to have him. Love you, Chris.