What I need...

I saw this on Erin's blog and thought it was so hilarious, I had to try it myself.

• Valerie needs to weed out those who seek only to waste her time as soon as possible. (I really should take this to heart)
• Valerie Needs Our Hugs. (always!)
• Valerie needs a very committed and supportive home. (check)
• Valerie needs to be deported. (hmmmm, this sounds a little harsh)
• Valerie needs help periodically on an as-needed basis. (I cannot tell a lie)
• Valerie needs to grow. (I always wished I was a couple inches taller)
• Valerie needs a camper or truck to travel to San Antonio. (I've never been to San Antonio)
• Valerie needs $30. (who doesn't!)
• Valerie needs to stay on her toes. (You never know what's around the corner!)
• Valerie needs all the allies she can get. (Sure, why not?)
• Valerie needs a good pinching. (I think I'll pass on that one)

Here's what Chris needs:

• Chris needs to get a hula hoop and practice moving his hips.
• Chris needs encouragement. (You're the best! How's that?)
• Chris needs the best of the best. (I think that's been taken care of... ahem.)
• Chris needs a vacation. (I'm sure that's true!)
• Chris needs a nickname. (I won't embarrass him here)
• Chris needs a life (ouch... that hurt)
• Chris needs all his food to be soft and mashed with a fork. (that would make eating easier)
• Chris needs to get his facts right before making untrue comments for all to see. (has Chris finally decided to join the blogging community?)
• Chris needs to make an effective and knowledgeable career decision. (Oh Magic 8 Ball, tell us what you see!!!)
• Chris needs to ditch the macaroni jewelry. (He was just trying to keep up with his Grandpa's cool fashion accessories)
• Chris needs to cool down a bit (we all know how hot-headed Chris can get.... NOT!)

Thanks, Erin! This was fun!